About Brain Enterprises Inc."Your thoughts and feelings belong to us!"Since our founding in 1984, we here at Brain Enterprises, Inc. have always tried to find the best way to control your thoughts and mind impulses. We've made a lot of progress too. Pretty soon you will be our slave. We can't wait!
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Our Mission |
Our mission statement, "your thoughts and feelings belong to us," has led us through many days. We have already begun to copyright and gain the ownership to many emotions, such as Happiness, Sadness, Excitement, Confusion, and Desperation. We also gained ownership to the idea of ideas. Every time someone thinks, they have to pay us. Our global empire is growing. Pretty soon, we will achieve our goal of controlling the entire galaxy.
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Our Plan |
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Our Progress |
We have already made great progress in our plan! We have begun to sell 9 different types of Ideas on the open market. We are also investing in the development of our thought-controlling device. Our Emotion business is growing too! In the last 5 years, we have made over 3 billion dollars on our top-selling product, Sadness.
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